Which NFL Team Should I Root For?
We know what you’re doing. You’re currently sitting around wondering,
“What’s going on with this lockout business?”
“The lockout is lifted? So what does that mean?”
“Brandon Marshall was stabbed by his wife? Sheesh… sounds like my ex-wife.”
However, none of that is necessary right now. Don’t worry about what the NFL is doing to resolve their conflict. Don’t worry about what the Judge Judy’s and Judge Mills Lane’s of the world are doing to America’s Game. And yeah, Brandon Marshall was stabbed by his wife, but he’s doing ok in the hospital. مواقع القمار So don’t worry about it. His wife seems like the type that wouldn’t be ok with us gossiping about the situation.
You need to be worrying about you.
What does that mean exactly? Well, let’s start at the basics. What team are you going to root for next year? You may be thinking, “What are you talking about? The team I root for EVERY YEAR!” And to that I say, fin go ahead… But that team you’re currently cheering for may not be right for you.
“How do you know this?” you ask with a hint of subtle worry in your voice.
Because it may not be on the map. موقع بيت 365 لكرة القدم
“Wh-wh-what map?” you ask as your bottom lip begins to quiver.
The Lay of the NFL Land Map.
That’s right. We at Korked Bats have obtained The Lay of the NFL Land Map. A map that determines by your geographical location who you should be rooting for. If you don’t like it, then you need to pack your things and move out of there. I know in me saying this that Buffalo’s population will drop drastically, but it needed to be said. Regardless, just check this map and change your NFL fanhood accordingly. If you don’t then you’ll be breaking the Lay of the NFL Land. And the ghost of Al Davis* will haunt you for eternity.
* – If you’re thinking, “Al Davis isn’t dead. العاب اون لاين مجانا ” You probably also think Lady Gaga dresses modestly.
To find out which MLB team you should root for, click here.
