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Where is Zach?!

February 15, 2009 Austin

I know what a lot of you are thinking…

WHERE IS ZACH?!

Well, we are wondering the SAME thing!

M I S S I N G

If you has seen him or know where he is, please contact us here at Corked Bats.

Name: Zach

Height: Tall

Weight: Around 2 Bills

Last CB Post: October 16, 2008

Girlfriend: Christine

Likes: Royals, Chiefs, Oak Park, cuddly puppies

A Place That He Would Not Go To In 1,000,000 Years: Hot Box Cookies

Drives: Buick LaSabre (with a lot of bird poop on it)

Favorite Line: “Smell ya later!”

We are very worried about him. Well, not very worried. But we would like get a post out of him or something. Does the guy have a new blog that we don’t know about? Has he been locked in his bedroom playing NCAA ’06 on regular X-Box all day? If you hear anything, please let us know. Thanks.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

3 thoughts on “Where is Zach?!”

Christine
February 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
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Oh my goodness. Hilarious. Good work, Austin! Except Hot Box Cookies should be listed under “Places Zach will never go, even in 1,000,000 years.” Wish I had more info on his whereabouts for you… good luck! :)
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Jared Launius
February 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
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I would like to find this Zach character to in order to confirm that he exists and that we are blog brothers.
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Christine
February 23, 2009 at 1:26 am
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Just thought I would update you Austin, Z and I finally went to Hot Box Cookies this past weekend! It only took a little over a month of me begging him to go with me…! ;)
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