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Where is Zach?!

I know what a lot of you are thinking…

WHERE IS ZACH?!

Well, we are wondering the SAME thing!
M I S S I N G

If you has seen him or know where he is, please contact us here at Corked Bats.

Name: Zach
Height: Tall
Weight: Around 2 Bills
Last CB Post: October 16, 2008
Girlfriend: Christine
Likes: Royals, Chiefs, Oak Park, cuddly puppies
A Place That He Would Not Go To In 1,000,000 Years: Hot Box Cookies
Drives: Buick LaSabre (with a lot of bird poop on it)
Favorite Line: “Smell ya later!”

We are very worried about him. Well, not very worried. But we would like get a post out of him or something. Does the guy have a new blog that we don’t know about? Has he been locked in his bedroom playing NCAA ’06 on regular X-Box all day? If you hear anything, please let us know. Thanks.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

3 thoughts on “Where is Zach?!

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    February 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
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    Oh my goodness. Hilarious. Good work, Austin! Except Hot Box Cookies should be listed under “Places Zach will never go, even in 1,000,000 years.” Wish I had more info on his whereabouts for you… good luck! :)

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    February 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
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    I would like to find this Zach character to in order to confirm that he exists and that we are blog brothers.

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    February 23, 2009 at 1:26 am
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    Just thought I would update you Austin, Z and I finally went to Hot Box Cookies this past weekend! It only took a little over a month of me begging him to go with me…! ;)

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