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What Should I Do?

I’m the new guy on the Korked Bats team.  My name is Rod and I like to party.  Ok, not really.  My name is Bryce and I love to write about sports from angles that people don’t always consider.

As I sat down to decide what I should write my first piece on Korked Bats about, I kept asking myself the same question.  It’s a question that’s been blasted on YouTube with more spoofs than any video ever made. لعبة تربح منها فلوس It’s a question that sparked its own one-hour television special.  This is the same question that cost the Cleveland Cavaliers franchise an more 25% of their market value.  It’s a question that delighted South Beach and seemingly enraged the rest of the NBA.  And it may go down as one of the greatest questions in NBA history…

What should I do?

Should I write about my past, where I’ve been, and how I got here?

Should I believe for one second that people actually care?

Should I swallow my pride and admit I was cut from the basketball team four years in-a-row in high school?

Should I remind you I’ve done this before?

What should I do?

Should I try and tie all my stories into references about how Angry Birds truly represents the American economic climate?

Should I admit that I rarely finish things I start  (I never did catch all the Pokémon)?

Should I be who you want me to be?

What should I do?

Should I read all the other sports blogs and try to be like them? العاب ربح المال من الانترنت

Should I come up with a catchy tag-line so people will remember me?

Maybe I should just stick to Twitter

Should I accept my role as the new guy?

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about? قوانين بلاك جاك

Should I challenge readers to think about sports differently than they did after four re-runs of SportsCenter?

What should I do?

0 thoughts on “What Should I Do?

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    February 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    1. You could mollify the Angry Birds.

    2. Sure, use a tagline. For instance “Bryce – uncorked”. Nah, you can do better than that.

    3. Start finishing things.

    4. You could encourage your readers to click on your underlined shortcuts
    (hypertext?} They lead to interesting reading.

    5. You might explain why ND is going to win it all this fall.

    6.You might tell us what in the hell the Invisible Defender REALLY is. WordPress plugin? That’s too geeky for me.

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    February 3, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    don’t ruin this site!

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