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Friday, April 26, 2024

Korked Bats

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Welp, The Titans Have COVID And I Think I’m Going To Be More Sick Than Anyone

The Titans starting 3-0 for the first time since the George W. Bush administration and contracting COVID less than two days later might be the epitome of being a Titans fan.

Alright so what are we dealing with? Maybe just throw those three players and coaches in one of those Jake Gyllenhaal bubble boy costumes and move on with your week, right? RIGHT?!

Oh. Ok. So they can’t be in person with each other until Saturday? And they play their biggest game of the season thus far against the Steelers on Sunday? Gotcha. Sonnuvabitch.

If you’re curious as to how the Titans honks on this website are taking the news… answer: NOT GREAT, BOB. لعبة جاك

Also, couldn’t this news have come out BEFORE Grit and I made a bet against A.D. for Rivalry Week on this week’s Junk Drawer?

And as a Titans fan, but also an NFL fan, I recognize what this means for everyone else. Not only does it put the sport in jeopardy, but in the interim, it will bring out every last overly thought out think piece and hot take about this pandemic. And for that, allow me to apologize. وليام هيل It’s going to be annoying next few days.

Is the game going to be played on Sunday? Let me answer your question with another question: can the Jaguars tackle Derrick Henry? العاب في الهاتف It’s going to be interesting. If you need me, I’ll be on the roof of my home contemplating things.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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