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WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox  and  @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

We’re building the Internet’s (and social distancing’s) biggest and best bar each weekend. Join us and let’s do beers!

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Vanilla is a keyword here and life is imitating art.

3.8/10

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https://twitter.com/MtchllPg/status/1261428544749498368

It’s a lemon on a bike. Sum’bitch is happy too. What is he delivering? A damn good time, that’s what.

7.1/10

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Look at me- wait err don’t look at me. I obviously didn’t get dressed. It ain’t hard beer people.

2.3/10

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I guess a “sorry for your loss” is in order since these sad beers are obviously mourning the death of their more attractive friend who is slightly off camera being lowered into his grave.

2.2/10

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“Mo Money, Mo Opinions.” That’s just plain damn dumb. Is it onion beer? I’m out.

3.4/10

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I think I like this more than I should (but it’s still not a lot.)

4.3/10

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Do you drink through the mask? Does it double filter the beer? Follow up w drinking one through a mask and I’ll rate it.

Rating pending.

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Just a 4-piece of handsome beer. Also, show some respect for yourself and clean your damn fridge. Everything looks half eaten.

I CANT RATE THIS BECAUSE THE BEERS LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE.

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What a happy beer.

5.2/10

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Now you’re just pissing me off. SHOW SOME ANKLE.

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Ooooooh- er my bad whoooooo. I like this. I assume this beer tastes as good as the feeling when you get a little too close to the fire pit on a cold night in the fall and singe some leg hair. (That means good.) Also how do you still have pumpkin in the spring?

7.2/10

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Me likey. Just give me a shitty drawing of an animal and a non-aggressive pun, and I’m in there fellas.

6.6/10

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This is the definition of quantity vs quality.

NEXT.

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I can’t judge this one.

MULLIGAN.

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Live it up. The bottle is trash,but live it up still.

3.5/10

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Random shapes? Is this a Rorschach test? I’ll fail, but the can passes.

6.2/10

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DOES NOT COUNT (but pour me a couple fingers.)

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Man, my eyes crossed NGL. Get a load of Scorsese.

4.8/10

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Home.

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REMINDER: DO NOT DO BEERS naked. ‘DO BEERS’ shirts and hats are available at korkedbats.com/store.

-grit

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grit

Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.

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