WE DOIN’ BEERS?!
Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox and @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.
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After two back-to-back BYE weeks, we’re ready to give out some DO BEERS grades.
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A 21-year-old had the audacity to tell me he was hungover. I made a joke that if his liver was a tire, it’d still have the knobbly rubber hairs on it. It was a good joke. Shame I never got to share it with the internet. Where are we? Been awhile, my bad.
4.6/10
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He’s on a float with boots on. His jeans are tucked in his boots. How did this SOB get on that dollar store float without getting soaked. I hate everything this guy stands for.
3.6/10
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This can showed up to The Maxx in a Camaro IROC. If you were born in 1986 and never met your father *spoiler alert* it’s him. Basically I’m trying to say THIS CAN FUCKS.
8.5/10
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Doing pic.twitter.com/eaYjpenAn8
— Mitchell Page (@MtchllPg) May 8, 2020
Amnesty hour. I don’t know how to use a French press. Is it for pouring coffee in your curds & whey like this lovable geeked out elephant wants me to think? Please tell me.
7.2/10
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— Jimmy Mac (@Whiskey__Jim) May 8, 2020
This is a can that accidentally gets packed in your lunch. I mean you can’t not drink it. It was right next to the Mello Yellow and you were tired. It’s fine. You’re thirsty.
4.6/10
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Remember Mad magazine had the pages that you fold left to right and match creases to reveal an often sinister hidden meaning? Those sucked. This can also sucks.
3.2/10
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did / doing / gonna do pic.twitter.com/bz3hLWyvRj
— sam ellis (@sam_dot_pdf) May 9, 2020
Hey Siri, show image of a can of beer that leaves you thinking “meh.”
4.3/10
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@korkedbeers Haze for daze. pic.twitter.com/T4Exf4zYNG
— Alex Solot (@Aisolot) May 9, 2020
Puns are always a risk and seldom pay out. This one did.
6.2/10
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I CAN NOT SEE THE CAN. I WILL NOT RATE YOUR FACE BECAUSE I ASSUME YOU ARE A NICE PERSON. DO BETTER.
NO RATING.
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Man this just looks like a bad decision.
2.2/10
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This can looks like it’s hiding spring-loaded snakes. This can sucks.
3.7/10
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I long for the day turtles rebel. Them cute suckers are built for battle.
5/10
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Give the pup a sip. Now.
5.2/10
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Willy Wonka called and told me to tell you that “you were doing an okay job. Just okay.”
5.8/10
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If I removed the Hallmark X Travel Chanel background, I can now see that this can kinda sucks.
4.2/10
(Background and caption withheld, of course)
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Looking like a pop can of orange biscuits. Nope.
3.6/10
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Meh. It’s a dead apple.
3.6/10
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This one makes me weep for the world. Pickles are good. Beer is great. Pickle beer is something I’m willing to blindly go to war against anyone who thinks this is a good idea.
-10/10
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SHAMELESS PLUG!
Be like this adorable babe… GET YOURS HERE!
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SHAMELESS PLUG 2!
Be like THIS beast of a man… GET YOURS HERE!
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NOTE: If your beer didn’t make it in this week, keep drinkin’ and keep tweetin’!
-grit
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