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WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox  and  @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

We’re building the Internet’s (and social distancing’s) biggest and best bar each weekend. Join us and let’s do beers!

After two back-to-back BYE weeks, we’re ready to give out some DO BEERS grades.

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A 21-year-old had the audacity to tell me he was hungover. I made a joke that if his liver was a tire, it’d still have the knobbly rubber hairs on it. It was a good joke. Shame I never got to share it with the internet. Where are we? Been awhile, my bad.

4.6/10

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He’s on a float with boots on. His jeans are tucked in his boots. How did this SOB get on that dollar store float without getting soaked. I hate everything this guy stands for.

3.6/10

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https://twitter.com/NegaVol98/status/1258890533277257728

This can showed up to The Maxx in a Camaro IROC. If you were born in 1986 and never met your father *spoiler alert* it’s him. Basically I’m trying to say THIS CAN FUCKS.

8.5/10

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Amnesty hour. I don’t know how to use a French press. Is it for pouring coffee in your curds & whey like this lovable geeked out elephant wants me to think? Please tell me.

7.2/10

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This is a can that accidentally gets packed in your lunch. I mean you can’t not drink it. It was right next to the Mello Yellow and you were tired. It’s fine. You’re thirsty.

4.6/10

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Remember Mad magazine had the pages that you fold left to right and match creases to reveal an often sinister hidden meaning? Those sucked. This can also sucks.

3.2/10

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Hey Siri, show image of a can of beer that leaves you thinking “meh.”

4.3/10

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Puns are always a risk and seldom pay out. This one did.

6.2/10

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I CAN NOT SEE THE CAN. I WILL NOT RATE YOUR FACE BECAUSE I ASSUME YOU ARE A NICE PERSON. DO BETTER.

NO RATING.

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Man this just looks like a bad decision.

2.2/10

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This can looks like it’s hiding spring-loaded snakes. This can sucks.

3.7/10

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I long for the day turtles rebel. Them cute suckers are built for battle.

5/10

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https://twitter.com/TCarson__/status/1259301064941109249

Give the pup a sip. Now.

5.2/10

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Willy Wonka called and told me to tell you that “you were doing an okay job. Just okay.”

5.8/10

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If I removed the Hallmark X Travel Chanel background, I can now see that this can kinda sucks.

4.2/10

(Background and caption withheld, of course)

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https://twitter.com/imryanphllpsbro/status/1259580125043208192

Looking like a pop can of orange biscuits. Nope.

3.6/10

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Meh. It’s a dead apple.

3.6/10

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This one makes me weep for the world. Pickles are good. Beer is great. Pickle beer is something I’m willing to blindly go to war against anyone who thinks this is a good idea.

-10/10

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SHAMELESS PLUG!

Be like this adorable babe… GET YOURS HERE!

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SHAMELESS PLUG 2!

Be like THIS beast of a man… GET YOURS HERE!

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NOTE: If your beer didn’t make it in this week, keep drinkin’ and keep tweetin’!

-grit

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grit

Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.

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