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WE DOIN’ BEERS?!

Each week, grit makes a call to do beers. This is a recap of some of the beers sent into us. If you don’t see your beer here, follow @GRITknox and @KorkedBeers on Twitter and next time there’s a call to do beers, send us pics of your beers, and then DO BEERS.

We’re building the Internet’s (and social distancing’s) biggest and best bar. Let’s do beers!

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This is the equivalent of a dog looking like its owner. That lamp and that can were ment to be together.

5.2/10

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I’m torn on this one. I love a good old fashioned fat guy face but it doesn’t mesh with the overall can concept.

3.2/10

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Simple. To the point. Fell asleep writing this review.

2.8/10

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OH DEAR… THIS CAN… IT’S PERFECT. This is how you do a beer can.

8.6/10

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Bold. Simple but remains interesting.

6.5/10

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Bold, fun colors here. Surprisingly, he got a good non-blurry picture of the can since he was shaking like a leaf because he just got the news his first child is on the way.

10/10 news, 5.6/10 can

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WHISKEY DOESN’T COUNT (but I wanna talk to your glass guy. I need that.)

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This can has approximately 32 logos on it to deter you from the fact that it is a 10.5% abv beer. If you can decipher 2 of them after the pint you can drink another one. Useful.

5.9/10

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I dont throw the word “splendid” around haphazardly, but this can is truly that.

9.1/10

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This beer looks like it was designed on MS Paint. This beer looks like something you would open in a WW2 K Ration.

4.3/10

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Remember how restaurants have the cool chalkboards out front where the person with the best handwriting writes the daily specials? Have you ever been there when that person isn’t working? That’s who made this bottle.

2.8/10

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#Ad ammirite? Looking like something you’d see on the back page of Garden & Gun. Looks refreshing as hell, I won’t lie. No ranking.

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A sunset vector brush is my favorite thing about beer can design. I need to see more of this. Why is the peanut battling the jelly dinosaur? Who’s side are we on?

I need details. 6/10 until I get the full Paul Harvey on it.

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It’s our good buddy sunset vector brush. Nice pic of Godzilla on his lunch break crushing a beer I think he’d drink. Believable.

6.8/10

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This is art. If Van Gogh drank this instead of Absinthe, he’d still have his ear. This can is if The Starry Night and Picasso’s Blue Period had a baby who started a brewery. I’m in.

8.8/10

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Meh. Kind of cool I guess.

3.9/10

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Big fan here. Let that aluminum through. The designer stepped back and let it shine through. I want to see more of their work.

7.8/10

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Social Distancing has taken our sacred watering holes from us. That doesn’t mean we can’t all get together on the internet and drink. Keep ’em coming. Also, most bars are offering to go orders and sometimes even delivery. So even if you can’t pony up to the bar you can still let your local guys know you appreciate them. Gift cards and merchandise are just one way you can help. This will pass one day and I can’t wait to cheers you all in person soon.

-grit

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grit

Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.

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