Sunday, April 21, 2024

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We Are In Full-Fledged Derrick Henry Workout Video SZN

As The #1 Derrick Henry Fan Site On The Internet™, the only thing we enjoy more than Derrick Henry murdering other grown men on football fields is watching how that sausage is made.

Ok, maybe using that expression was a bad choice. But you know what we’re saying. If we can’t have football, we’ll settle for the next best thing: Derrick Henry workout videos.

I’m not a big gym guy, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate someone balancing their feet on a bosu ball, while doing pushups on a rubber band and wearing a chain necklace that would make Flava-Flav jealous. لعبة جاك

These videos are the lifeblood of the offseason. From seeing him work on his stiff arm last week, to watching him do insane balance pushups this week, to probably getting a good medicine ball wind sprint up a hill next week. العاب سلوتس It doesn’t matter the made-up drill he’s doing, all that matters is that we get to witness this beast of a human working out and getting better. Which is insane to think about. The 5th most rushing yards in NFL history last year, and he may be even better next year.

A lot of doofuses in and around the NFL like to claim, “Yeah, but… shelf life! Running backs don’t last more than 4 years!”

I’m sorry, but do you see any other running backs who are built like a defensive lineman-Peterbilt semi-truck hybrid? The man is just built different. He’s the exception to the rule. And if someone says, “Yeah, well he’s entering his 6th season in the league. He’s got a lot of wear-and-tear already.” Clearly, you don’t realize he’s only gone over 300 carries in two of those seasons. The other four years he split carries and/or was the backup running back in Nashville. So yeah, my man is just getting started. اسرار لعبة الروليت

All I’m saying is if you’re a defensive back in the NFL right now, and you’ve got the Titans on the schedule next season, you might just want to tweak a hammy the week before or something. Unless you want to be meme’d into eternity, like our friend Josh.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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