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Way-Too-Early Odds To Win Super Bowl 50

Super Bowl 50 Odds

The Super Bowl is complete which means the time to reminisce and reflect on it is now over. In fact, it’s now time to start looking to next year’s Super Bowl. Who will win? Will the Patriots continue their dynasty (that hadn’t won a Super Bowl in over a decade before Super Bowl XLIX) or will the Seahawks build upon their dynasty (that is 1-2 in Super Bowl games all time)?

Let’s look at the early odds to win Super Bowl 50 from Las Vegas.

Seahawks — 3-to-1
Packers — 6-to-1
Patriots (with cheating) — 11.5 PSI-to-1
Broncos (without Manning) — 12-to-1
Cowboys — referees-to-1
Lions — referees-to-1
Steelers (with Le’Veon Bell) — 4.20-to-1
Colts — 12-to-1 (that 12 is for Andrew Luck)
Eagles — 20-to-1
Bengals — Probably Not-to-1
Saints — 25-to-1
Chiefs — 30-to-1 (it’s not like they’re the Royals)
Ravens (with Joe Flacco) — 30-to-1
Ravens (without Joe Flacco) — 30-to-1
Cardinals (to win Super Bowl) — 30-to-1
Cardinals (to win World Series) — 14-to-1
Patriots (without cheating) — 33-to-1
Broncos (with Manning) — Manning’s Age-to-1
Chargers — 40-to-1
Panthers — 40-to-1
Falcons — 50-to-1
Texans — 50-to-1
Bills — 60-to-1
Rams (in Los Angeles) — 70˚-to-1
Dolphins — 100-to-1
Giants — Not enough-to-1
Rams (in St. Louis) — 314-to-1
Vikings — 400 B.C.-to-1
Bears — Jay Cutler’s Contract-to-1
Jets — Geno Smith’s career INT total multiplied by his QB rating-to-1
49ers — 18,000-to-1 (no team has ever hosted the Super Bowl)
Browns — Johnny Manziel’s BAC-to-1
Redskins — RG3million-to-1
Buccaneers — 2-and-14-to-1
Raiders — :(-to-1
Jaguars — 7.6 million-to-1
Titans — LOL!

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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