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Tim Tearbow

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?


Boo Who?

Just let me in already, Tim Tebow!

It has been proven last Saturday that even Superman cries. But don’t worry, Tim. Plenty of people cry. Here are a few examples of when:

After Winning (Sorry, Tim.)

After Being Sentenced To Prison

At Their Sister’s Wedding

Getting Beat By The Giants

While Apologizing To Their Sorority Sisters

While Being A Buckeye Fan

After Getting Poked In The Eye

After Getting Whacked In The Leg

After Retiring

After Retiring Again

After Interacting With Kanye

While Watching The Notebook

But don’t worry, Tim, I’m sure we could add “Losing The SEC Championship Game With A Chance To Go To The National Championship And Playing Poorly Two Days Before Heisman Ballots Are Due In Your Senior Year Of College” to the list. So you’re tears are justified…



Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


One thought on “Tim Tearbow

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    December 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Austin didnt you hear that Sunday Tim went and legally changed his name. His official name nows is Tim TEARbow.

    I also heard he has a chance to win the Criesman with his performance Saturday.


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