Saturday, June 22, 2024

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This Conspiracy About Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Is Practically Fool-Proof

If there’s two things I love, it’s Taylor Swift and well-thought-out conspiracy theories. And boom, in walks Stan Hathaway with this 3:54 masterpiece. It’s perfection. The Godfather or Out Cold of conspiracies (seriously though, people don’t talk enough about how Out Cold is the perfect comedy). Step aside, Alex Jones. Stan here just Oppenheim’d your Info Wars. Aside from Taylor being a diehard Eagles fan, because let’s be honest, TayTay is an Eagles fan the way LeBron is a Cleveland sports fan. Like maybe when it’s convenient. But aside from that, I’m all in on this theory. And I’d love to see it play out. Especially if it gives us a surprise Eras Tour stop in Vegas on February 11, 2024. I mean, think about everything she laid out. It has to be the truth right? It’s probably why Travis’s brother Jason was so mum when asked about it the other night after Thursday Night Football.

That’s Pulitzer-level questioning by Tony Gonzalez right there. Leave it to one legendary Chiefs tight end to try and get the inside scoop on another legendary Chiefs tight end. Answer or not, you’re doing the Lord’s work, Tony. And America appreciates you. I guess only time will tell whether these rumors are truth or not.

P.S. We need a 10-minute version of Mastermind like yesterday.

P.P.S. Speaking of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, we hit on it on this week’s DOING LINES (our fake sports betting podcast) with our guest, comedian Megan Gailey. Check it out wherever you podcast (or below).


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.