Saturday, July 13, 2024

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The Masters Was Postponed: Your Guide On What To Do Next

Hey grit, two part question here: are you tired of being the coronavirus guy and what do we do now? Yes, valued reader, I am tired of every blog or tweet I write being about this god-forsaken sickness. Your second question, however, brings me hope…

Every movie we watch based in the future has no recognizable sport. We must now prepare for the future of game being Jason Statham-type fellas and ladies having to Deathrace for their freedom since they were framed for a murder they did not commit. We must prepare by forcing our citizens to select a boy and a girl, called Tributes, to compete in a nationally televised event called the Hunger Games. We must prepare. This is the future. Congratulations. We made it.



Grit sent a bio to the KB office but it was just a welcome mat from Kirkland's. I think he sent it here accidentally. I really like the welcome mat so we are keeping it. Putting this admission here in case grit ever reads this. It's my welcome mat.


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