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Friday, April 26, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Junk Drawer- Super Bowl Sacrifice: Lose An Arm Or A Dick?

DISCLAIMER: WE WERE ON A DELAY FOR THE FIRST 19:26 MIN BECAUSE MY INTERNET SUCKS

At least it was just Austin and I because it was painful. Please forgive me, Junkies.

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After I fixed my stupid internet at the 19:16 mark the show really started to heat up and no I don’t mean like LeBron in the playoffs.

It’s an amazing time of year: NBA and NHL playoffs, beautiful weather, baseball games, and nature is healing.

We get into A LOT of junk (besides my internet) this week: from Adam Sandler playing pickup basketball in polos, HR training videos, party boy Trill Gates, and airlines are apparently weighing people before flights??

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I haven’t been 128 pounds since the 6th grade.

But most importantly, Lions new Head Coach Dan Campbell says he would cut off his arm for a Super Bowl. So, naturally, we get back into coaches cutting off appendages for a Lombardi Trophy. We all remember when Mike Vrabel famously said he would cut off his own peen to hoist the Lombardi.

Thank you to everyone who joined us LIVE on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter. We have a blast doing this and hope you enjoy it, too. Join us every Monday!

LISTEN HERE:

RUNDOWN:

:42 – Boy, Is That Delay Bad

2:51 – GOOD: Najee Harris’ Free Time 

6:42 – GOOD: Dame Lillard Saving Someone’s House (Mansion?)

12:03 – GOOD: Airlines Weighing People For Flights

19:16 – GOOD: AD FINALLY FIXED HIS INTERNET

19:41 – GOOD: Aunt Becky From Full House Goes* To Mexico

25:59 – BACK – Hockey and Basketball Playoffs

34:59 – BACK: Polo Shirts

41:20 – Super Bowl Sacrifice: Lose An Arm Or A Dick?

48:56 – UGLY: HR Training Videos

53:23 – UGLY: Hoaxes

59:04 – UGLY: Bill Gates

1:06:05 – FRANK FACT (Bonus Live Drawing Of A Termite)

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A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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