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Thursday, April 25, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

The Junk Drawer: Breaking Down Bar Fights, Daft Punk Conspiracies, & Farting On Dates

Your favorite trio (Austin, Grit, and myself) is back for another hilarious (in my opinion) episode. This week we’re up to our usual GOOD, BACK, and UGLY of the week.

Of course we had to give a quick shoutout to the GLACIER BOYZ with the big win over the weekend. We are another week deep in Fan Controlled Football and still have no idea what’s going on, but at least there’s football. Austin is even considering buying a shirt… or a leather chair with the GLACIER BOYZ logo.

Silver Club Chair with Glacier Boyz Logo – Zipchair

Grit gives us an update on the GritTok from him and Austin’s NLCS bet last year. He has officially moved the deadline up to Opening Day but at this rate, we could have a new bet for this year’s NLCS.

It’s been a big on the Korked Bats Instagram…but not in a good way. Randy Johnson blocked us on Instagram :/.

Also, we need to stop weaponizing RING cameras against innocent by-standers or people just trying to rip a monster fart with your girlfriend’s family. We breakdown why we, as a human race, need to stop body function shaming. It’s actually quite healthy.

Are all of Magic Johnson’s tweets just another form of man-splaining?

Listen and subscribe:

RUNDOWN

2:12​ – Quick Shoutout To The Glacier Boyz

7:37​ – Grit NLCS Tik Tok Update

14:20​ – The Good, The Back, & The Ugly – A.D.

26:50​ – Randy Johnson Blocked Us On Instagram

34:00​ – The Good, The Back, & The Ugly – Grit

37:56​ – Bar Fight Advice From Grit

41:35​ – Normalize Farting On Dates

47:03​ – The Good, The Back, & The Ugly – Austin

55:17​ – Are Magic Johnson’s Tweets Just Mansplaining? (When You Explain Something That Is Obvious)

1:07:27​ – FRANK FACT

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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