“Sanchezing” Having a Hard Time Taking Off

In lue of the New York Jets’ recent acquisition of Jesus Christ/Media Superstar Tim Tebow, starting quarterback Mark Sanchez has been struggling to stay in the limelight. Already questions of how many plays Tebow will take under center, will the Jets put in Tebow permanently if Sanchez struggles, and how Tebow will react to the big city, are circling around the city.

Sanchez has spoke out saying he is not worried, but this is contradicted by many of his actions, most recent of which is an attempt to piggyback off of the internet firestorm of Tebowing.

Tebowing (if you don’t know) is the act of mimicking Tim Tebow’s celebratory pose: down on one knee, praying in the “thinker” pose. Last year, during the height of Tebow-mania, the idea spread across the internet faster than most cats.

Sanchez saw the popularity of Tebowing, and decided to try and market his own version: Sanchezing. Sanchezing is similar to Tebowing in the idea that it closely mimics the behavior of its namesake. Mark decided that Sanchezing should be a realization of what he does best.

Sanchezing is when you hang out with 17 year old girls at a club, then take pictures of it and pretend it’s not completely awful and wrong.

“I just really think it’s going to catch on,” Mark said at Kehloo, one of NYC’s hottest nightclubs, “This is Kendra I think, she’s only 17, but she got in here because she’s attractive, and now I’m with her.”

Mark looked straight into the camera.

“Sanchezing baby!”

While Sanchezing is finding its audience in New York City’s meatpacking district, it’s proving harder outside of the scum-ridden clubs of Manhattan’s west side.

“I’m not sure why everyone isn’t doing it,” Sanchez stood up from the satin couch, “though it could be because it’s illegal and really disgusting. I guess we’ll never know for sure.”

In an attempt to get Sanchezing off the ground, Mark has submitted a few Sanchezing pictures to get his idea across:

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So head out to your local Sadie Hawkins dance or public park and start #SANCHEZING!

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