Random Athlete of the Month – June
Time to announce Korked Bats’ Random Athlete of the Month for June 2009.
Diamond Dallas Page
AKA Page Joseph Falkinburg, Jr.
Diamond paved the way for the rebirth of the leather vest. Without him, what would Lamar Odom wear in post game interviews? What outfit would Alice Cooper rock up on stage? How about Arnold in Predator, would he act naked? Or how about that guy from the movie The Warriors? Even Harry Potter has decided to go the with the DDP wardrobe. Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn was a DDP vest supporter before hitting up Indians Spring Training. Axl Rose even claims that Diamond Dallas Page inspired him to wear leather vests. Historically, Diamond Dallas Page made it OK to wear leather vests… Even if you’re not gay.
Diamond Dallas Page… Some think wrestler extraordinaire, we say fashion pioneer.
So on behalf of rednecks and 6th grade boys across the country, thank you Diamond Dallas Page for all you have done for wrestling. And on top of that, thank you for all you have done for society. You are a scholar and a gentleman. Ok… That might be taking it a little far. But you are a wrestler and a movie star.
Congratulations on being Korked Bats’ June 2009 Random Athlete of the Month!
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