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QUIZ: College Football Recruit Or Made-Up Name?

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It’s National Signing Day. The one day of the year where it’s ok to pick up 17-year-old high schoolers. With that comes a circus of young, talented athletes with ridiculous names. 1xbet عربي We figured, why not turn it into a game?

So we bring you a Korked Bats Quiz… College Football Recruit of Made Up Name? We’ll give you the name. You decide whether it’s a real college football recruit or a made up name. كيف تلعب لعبة البوكر The answers are revealed at the bottom.

1. Stone Wolfley

2. Japlane Ja’train

3. Brainee Wilson Jr.

4. Shy Tuttle

5. Starr Muisupiapopo

6. Kyahva Tezino

7. Lyrics Klugh

8. Aandarsaan Newton

9. Soso Jamabo

10. Allright Jefferson

11. Pop Washir-Baton

12. Shi’Kim Coward

13. Skare-Dee Katz

14. Bull Barge

15. BeeBop Marquez

16. Keke Coutee

17. Baylor Romney

18. G’Shoq Ricker

19. Te’Von Coney

20. Yoyo Stringer

21. Willy Pflug

22. Baseball Monte

23. Q’ Drennan

24. Daniel Imatorbhebhe

25. Clinton President

26. Ray-Ray McCloud III

27. Beautiful Gift Morrisey

28. Will Davis

29. Spencer Choka

30. T’Nine Triumphancy

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Answers:
  1. Stone WolfleyREALWest Virginia commit
  2. Japlane Ja’trainMADE-UPJaplane Ja’trains and Ja’automobiles.
  3. Brainee Wilson Jr.MADE-UPNot the best football player, but he’s really smart.
  4. Shy TuttleREALTennessee commit
  5. Starr MuisupiapopoMADE-UP He’s not real, but if he was, he’d be a Pacific Islander.
  6. Fred Ulu-Perry Jr.REAL UCLA commit
  7. Lyrics KlughREALTowson commit
  8. Aandarsaan NewtonMADE-UPHe’s aaan aabsolutely aamaazing plaayer.
  9. Soso JamaboREALUCLA commit
  10. Allright JeffersonMADE-UP He has about the same player rating as Soso Jamabo.
  11. Pop Washir-BatonMADE-UP –  His sister’s name is Ma Washir-Baton.
  12. Shi’Kim CowardREAL Jacksonville State commit
  13. Skare-Dee KatzMADE-UP He’d be too terrified to announce his decision on live TV.
  14. Bull BargeREALSouth Alabama commit
  15. BeeBop MarquezMADE-UPHe should be RockSteady recruit.
  16. Keke Coutee – REALTexas Tech commit
  17. Baylor Romney – REAL Nevada commit
  18. G’Shoq RickerMADE-UPG-Shock is a type of watch. G’Shoq is a made-up recruit’s name. موقع المراهنات كرة القدم
  19. Te’Von ConeyREALNotre Dame commit
  20. Yoyo StringerMADE-UPHe’s good at football, but really good at walking the dog.
  21. Willy PflugREALMontana commit
  22. Baseball MonteMADE-UPHis father still thinks he’s playing the wrong sport.
  23. Q’ DrennanREAL New Mexico Commit
  24. Daniel ImatorbhebheREALFlorida commit
  25. Clinton PresidentMADE-UPHe’ll probably sign with either Arkansas or the Democratic Party.
  26. Ray-Ray McCloud IIIREALClemson commit
  27. Beautiful Gift MorriseyMADE-UPIf he signs in the SEC, he won’t be the only beautiful gift his family will receive.
  28. Will DavisMADE-UPReal exciting name there, Will Davis.
  29. Spencer ChokaREALStephen F. Austin commit
  30. T’Nine TriumphancyMADE-UPHe’s always trying to predict people’s text messages.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

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