QUIZ: College Football Recruit Or Made-Up Name?
It’s National Signing Day. The one day of the year where it’s ok to pick up 17-year-old high schoolers. With that comes a circus of young, talented athletes with ridiculous names. 1xbet عربي We figured, why not turn it into a game?
So we bring you a Korked Bats Quiz… College Football Recruit of Made Up Name? We’ll give you the name. You decide whether it’s a real college football recruit or a made up name. كيف تلعب لعبة البوكر The answers are revealed at the bottom.
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1. Stone Wolfley
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2. Japlane Ja’train
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3. Brainee Wilson Jr.
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4. Shy Tuttle
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5. Starr Muisupiapopo
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6. Kyahva Tezino
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7. Lyrics Klugh
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8. Aandarsaan Newton
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9. Soso Jamabo
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10. Allright Jefferson
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11. Pop Washir-Baton
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12. Shi’Kim Coward
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13. Skare-Dee Katz
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14. Bull Barge
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15. BeeBop Marquez
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16. Keke Coutee
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17. Baylor Romney
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18. G’Shoq Ricker
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19. Te’Von Coney
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20. Yoyo Stringer
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21. Willy Pflug
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22. Baseball Monte
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23. Q’ Drennan
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24. Daniel Imatorbhebhe
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25. Clinton President
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26. Ray-Ray McCloud III
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27. Beautiful Gift Morrisey
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28. Will Davis
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29. Spencer Choka
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30. T’Nine Triumphancy
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Answers:
- Stone Wolfley – REAL – West Virginia commit
- Japlane Ja’train – MADE-UP – Japlane Ja’trains and Ja’automobiles.
- Brainee Wilson Jr. – MADE-UP – Not the best football player, but he’s really smart.
- Shy Tuttle – REAL – Tennessee commit
- Starr Muisupiapopo – MADE-UP – He’s not real, but if he was, he’d be a Pacific Islander.
- Fred Ulu-Perry Jr. – REAL – UCLA commit
- Lyrics Klugh – REAL – Towson commit
- Aandarsaan Newton – MADE-UP – He’s aaan aabsolutely aamaazing plaayer.
- Soso Jamabo – REAL – UCLA commit
- Allright Jefferson – MADE-UP – He has about the same player rating as Soso Jamabo.
- Pop Washir-Baton – MADE-UP – His sister’s name is Ma Washir-Baton.
- Shi’Kim Coward – REAL – Jacksonville State commit
- Skare-Dee Katz – MADE-UP – He’d be too terrified to announce his decision on live TV.
- Bull Barge – REAL – South Alabama commit
- BeeBop Marquez – MADE-UP – He should be RockSteady recruit.
- Keke Coutee – REAL – Texas Tech commit
- Baylor Romney – REAL – Nevada commit
- G’Shoq Ricker – MADE-UP – G-Shock is a type of watch. G’Shoq is a made-up recruit’s name. موقع المراهنات كرة القدم
- Te’Von Coney – REAL – Notre Dame commit
- Yoyo Stringer – MADE-UP – He’s good at football, but really good at walking the dog.
- Willy Pflug – REAL – Montana commit
- Baseball Monte – MADE-UP – His father still thinks he’s playing the wrong sport.
- Q’ Drennan – REAL – New Mexico Commit
- Daniel Imatorbhebhe – REAL – Florida commit
- Clinton President – MADE-UP – He’ll probably sign with either Arkansas or the Democratic Party.
- Ray-Ray McCloud III – REAL – Clemson commit
- Beautiful Gift Morrisey – MADE-UP – If he signs in the SEC, he won’t be the only beautiful gift his family will receive.
- Will Davis – MADE-UP – Real exciting name there, Will Davis.
- Spencer Choka – REAL – Stephen F. Austin commit
- T’Nine Triumphancy – MADE-UP – He’s always trying to predict people’s text messages.
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