PICTURE: Peyton Manning Arrested For Cocaine Possession

This is actually a real news story, courtesy of WSMV News 4 in Nashville, TN. Don’t bury the lede, WSMV!

(via WSMV.com)

Manning blows in the playoffs, and does blow in the offseason.

And here is Peyton Manning’s mugshot:

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