Photo Captions: NBA Finals Game 1
We took some photos from Game 1 of the NBA Finals and added some captions to them. Enjoy.
“Alright, let’s make this fast. I have to be at a slam poetry open mic later.”
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I don’t think he took those glasses off to make that sign.
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He’s obviously already jet lagged from the flight west.
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LeBron’s armpit hair has gotten so long, it’s starting to look like Harrison Barnes. Embarrassing.
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Oh come on! See! LeBron is in the game! If they let their head coach play, why can’t I?!
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In Mother Russia, white men CAN jump.
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As Kyrie Irving limped off the court, LeBron figured he should start kissing his third NBA title goodbye.
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Ugh. Riley’s doing something adorable again, overshadowing my team’s first NBA Finals win since 1975. What am I going to do with that girl?
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“Oh crap, here comes LeBron. Act cool. Act cool.”
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Just the tip.
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“And he was like, ‘You sure the Warriors are going to win?’ and I said, ‘Sure? I’m HIV POSITIVE!'”
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Rihanna: “B*tch better have my money…”
Rihanna’s Friend: “Who?!”
Rihanna: “Riley Curry.”
(All photos via USA Today)
