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Friday, April 26, 2024

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Pee-Wee Football Team Fails To Run Through Banner [VIDEO]

It’s never a good sign for your football team when they fail to Red Rover the team banner. The Wallkill (NY) Mighty Mites football team was celebrating a 24-0 win, when the decided to run through (read: attempt to run through) a celebratory banner.

Here are a few thoughts:

  • Beginning in 2015, the Wallkill Mighty Mites football team will be the Big Ten’s 15th team.
  • Wait… Nevermind… Upon further review, that’s just the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
  • Meanwhile, the other team, who lost 24-0, stands on the other side of the field saying, “A paper banner? Why didn’t we add that to our defensive game plan!”
  • Roger Goodell has already issued a fine for that banner.
  • They should’ve seen this coming. This team is from Wallkill, New York.

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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