Wednesday, June 19, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

Meet Ron.

Meet our friend Ron.

He likes to be called Ron-Ron.

That’s a stupid nickname, so we’ll continue to call him Ron.

He also likes kissing boys, but that’s besides the point.

Ron is crazy.

No, seriously, crazy.

Not just crazy hair, but crazy personality too.

We’re not kidding.

Ron won the big game.

After the big game, Ron thanked his psychiatrist and plugged his new single.

See, Ron is crazy.

However, Ron’s craziness doesn’t stop there.

Ron also likes playing dodgeball.

Dodgeball doesn’t necessarily make Ron crazy.

However, Ron Artest makes dodgeball crazy.

Ron’s craziness will never end.

Even after Ron dies, I’m sure he has something waiting for us in his will.

Ron sure is crazy.

As if the proof above isn’t enough, allow us to show you even more proof that Ron is crazy.

On Monday, Ron was pulled over while driving a race car through the streets of Los Angeles.

Why was he pulled over?

The registration on the car was expired.

But regardless…

Ron is crazy.

The End…

…but probably not.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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