Let Me Be Frank With You…

Pun intended. Glen Davis is tired of his nickname “Big Baby” and has announced he no longer desires to be referred to as such. I haven’t read the book on nickname rules and guidelines (I’ve been meaning to pick it up), but I do know nicknames are to be given to you by others and not created and governed by one’s self. Unless you’re like Chad Ochocinco and legally change it. Anything he does is OK in my book (which I highly recommend, great read). Speaking of Ochocinco, you gotta love the originality of Davis’s “new nickname” which I hope never catches on, “Uno Uno”. Wonder where you got that idea, Glen?
Does anyone actually listen to Luke Wilson in his AT&T commercials? betfinal Yea, I didn’t think so. Well, in an attempt to rebut the Verizon map commercials that advertise the extensive coverage of the Verizon network (you know, a very relevant factor in choosing a cell provider), Luke Wilson argues that Verizon doesn’t let you surf the internet on your phone during a phone call. They also manage to act out the only fathomable circumstance where this feature would actually be useful, a friend using you as their “phone a friend” in a game show. Furthermore (for some reason using that word reminded me of 8th grade English class), even if you were to receive such an urgent call, there is no way you could look anything up in the 30 seconds allotted to you. If anyone chose AT&T over Verizon for this feature alone, consider yourself a buffoon.