Thursday, April 25, 2024

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Let Me Be Frank With You…

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Monta Ellis voluntarily got this done to his body.

I’m not a fan of tattoos. I’ve never seen one that I thought looked good and I’d never entertain the thought of getting one on myself. With that being said, I may be a little biased against the picture above. But hey, I’m always biased so who cares. Monta Ellis decided it would improve his life to get a tree tattoo that covered his entire torso. He also decided to put a huge image of his child’s face in the tree.

Gah that looks so hideous.

Kyle Busch mixes work with personal life.

So, the other day NASCAR driver Kyle Busch was driving around in his car and decided to go 128 mph. Here’s the problem, he wasn’t on Autobahnen. He was in North Carolina in a 45 mph zone.

Other than going 128 in a 45, Busch was pretty inconspicuous. Oh wait. No he wasn’t. He was driving a yellow 2012 Lexus sports car.

This isn’t Photoshopped.

I don’t know who these guys are (because they play a non-American sport) but it looks like the guy in white has successfully punched the guy in red’s head off. Well done sir!

Yep, he’s gay.

In what seems to be a recurring theme here on “Let Me Be Frank With You…”, I have come across yet another piece of proof that Tom Brady might be gay.

If you’re not on the team, don’t say we.

Every time I hear somebody talking about their favorite sports team and referring to them as “we” I want to punch them in the nostrils. You are not on the team. You have zero control of the decisions the team makes. You contribute nothing to the team’s success or failures.

Quit saying “we”!

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As always, if you have any ideas for future posts or just come across something funny, please shoot me an email at Frank@KorkedBats.com.

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