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Ogilvy’s mustache offends me.
Let me offer my apology for the picture quality. It was taken on my broken phone and you can’t really tell just how unacceptable the mustache really was. But if you were watching the game, you surely share my thoughts of disgust. I thought about calling CBS and informing them they should be censoring that thing with a little black box for the sake of humanity. Luckily Vandy lost so I won’t have to be looking at that anymore.
Speaking of mustaches, I’m thrilled Old Dominion won so Blaine Taylor’s epic lip hair lives on another round.
Sorry about my recent infatuation in mustaches. I guess that’s what happens when you turn 23 and can still count the number of hairs on your face on one hand. Anyway, I totally should have mentioned Blaine during mustache week. That thing could make Wario blush.
My favorite song has now been ruined.
Ivan Brothers, go away.
If you haven’t seen these commercials yet, get out from under your rock. I’m already able to recite every line and the tournament just began.