Last Call For Jerry Jones

Here is what we believe to be the transcript of the conversation:

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Random Guy: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?

Jerry Jones: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never…

Second Random Guy: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell [expletive] jerseys?

Jerry Jones: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

(Laughing followed by a line we couldn’t recognize. But we think Jones says, “Self [expletive] rig,”)

Jerry Jones: Bill’s not worth a [expletive]. I love him.

Second Random Guy: I know you do.

Jerry Jones: Not worth a [expletive], but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad. J’s gotta have a yes man. So to get this [expletive] stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Second Random Guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

Jerry Jones: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.


Jerry Jones: I can’t get him out there.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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