Thursday, April 25, 2024

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Kansas City, When Things Get Grim, Buy Some New Grim Reaper Merch

Kansas City, that Bills game was one of the greatest games not just in NFL history, but in Chiefs history. :13 seconds left and Patrick Mahomes is like, “I got this” and proceeds to put the whole team on his back like they’re his wife and brother. But none of it happened until after Andy Reid poetically told him, “When things get grim, be the grim reaper.”

Sure, it may feel a little exaggerated, elegant and ripped straight from a Hollywood script, especially from a guy who in everyday press conferences does nothing more poetic than comparing the game of football to hamburgers. But we just have to take his word for it that he said that right before the greatest (and shortest) drive in NFL playoff history.

So celebrate the moment with some merch that would make Tech N9ne shed a tear. Celebrate with better priced merch than you’ll find at CHIEFS N’ CHOPPER… wait, sorry… CHIEFS N’ HYVEE. Let that game live on forever with a soft, well-fit t-shirt. And why not support your favorite comedic sports blog in the process? Or don’t. Your call.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.