James Corden Comes Clean About ‘Carpool Karaoke’
Last week, our nation was hit with the biggest controversy since Watergate, and surprisingly it had absolutely nothing to do with the impeachment trial of our country’s president. No, this was much more important.
The controversy I’m referring to started while everyone was minding their own damn business, and some jerk decided to post this tweet:
This poorly shot :14 second video crushed the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans (and probably some Brits too, considering Corden’s homeland). Was it true? Does James Cordon really not drive the car in Carpool Karaoke?!
This felt like a bigger sham than FYRE Fest, leaving many of us to feel like we’d been JaRule’d.
Up until this point, I believed every last thing I had ever seen on television. Ginsu knives can cut through metal. Brian from Family Guy actually died. Mr. Ed was a talking horse. But apparently, I’m learning you can’t believe everything you see on TV. You can’t call it Carpool Karoke if you’re not even driving the car! It’s more like Pullpool Karaoke or CarTow Karaoke.
I honestly haven’t been this upset since finding out….
- standing too close to the TV will not make you go blind
- The Blair Witch Project wasn’t actually based on real footage found in the woods
- water doesn’t flush down the toilet in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere
- the myth of LonelyGirl15 was fake
- Albert Einstein didn’t actually fail math
- Apple actually does slow down your phone after a year
- the women who was originally casted to play Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz hung herself from a tree on set that can be seen in the original footage of the film
- if your roommate dies in college, the school comps your tuition
- the Browns weren’t good this year like everyone said
- Y2K
- my grandma survived the Titanic
- my mom told me this one as a “joke” in fifth grade, and I’ve yet to forgive her
- you don’t actually have to shut off your computer every time you’re done with it
- this one dates back to what we all thought the late ’90s
- Rachel McAdams was 27-years-old (a solid nine years older than Lindsay Lohan) when she played Regina George in Mean Girls
However, last night, James Corden came to his own defense and addressed the television’s biggest bamboozle since the laugh track on The Big Bang Theory.
Tell it to the judge, Corden!
(But actually, that CATS joke was pretty damn funny. Well done.)
Also, kudos to the Biebs for this tweet:
