Huff n’ Fluff – September 30th, 2009
This is a new recurring post that I would like to bring to Korked Bats. It’s called Huff n’ Fluff (the name may change because its kinda gay) and in it I will take recent sports news and just make some jokes about each one.
So without wasting any more time, let’s bring on the Fluff…
The WNBA season is about over and they are in their Finals. You guys probably care more about when the next World of Warcraft Lan Party is, but just keep reading.
Last night was Game 1 of the WNBA Finals with the Indiana Fever beating the Pheonix Mercury. It was actually the highest scoring game in WNBA History, 120-116.
What did the girls do after the big win?
If you don’t think that’s funny, then “Up your nose with a rubba’ hose!“
Yesterday the Eagles also released veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia. The same Jeff Garcia that they signed two weeks ago.
And probably longer than Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odoms marriage. So hold your head up high.
Plus, this gives Jeff a chance to get with more NFL teams than Jessica Simpson.
However, last Saturday’s game revealed the question that the only Kryptonite left on Earth lies in Kentucky’s two star Caucasian redshirt freshman, Taylor Wyndham.
Side Note: Does Kentucky ALWAYS run the Wildcat Offense?
Get excited Browns fans! Your offense just went from sucking big time to just sucking.
That’s it for the first edition of Huff n’ Fluff. If you have any jokes or comments about any of todays news topics or any other news topics from around the sports world, share them below in the comments section. We would love to hear from you and we may use some of your material here on the site.
Also, we are looking for ideas of better names for these Huff n’ Fluff posts.
2 thoughts on “Huff n’ Fluff – September 30th, 2009”
Huff Off the Cuff. Boo Yeah.
o man i love the wnba finals! its a great chance for me to work on my fantasy team. you know which girls on the court I want in my fantasies. boom!
also I became a kentucky fan for a day for their "malicious" hit on tebow.