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Huff n’ Fluff – September 30th, 2009

This is a new recurring post that I would like to bring to Korked Bats. It’s called Huff n’ Fluff (the name may change because its kinda gay) and in it I will take recent sports news and just make some jokes about each one.

So without wasting any more time, let’s bring on the Fluff…

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The WNBA season is about over and they are in their Finals. You guys probably care more about when the next World of Warcraft Lan Party is, but just keep reading.

Last night was Game 1 of the WNBA Finals with the Indiana Fever beating the Pheonix Mercury. It was actually the highest scoring game in WNBA History, 120-116.

What did the girls do after the big win?

They went home and made their husbands dinner.

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The Eagles signed linebacker Jeremiah Trotter yesterday. You guys remember Jeremiah Trotter don’t you? He hasn’t played since 2007 and is making his third stint with the team.
The Eagles announced that they only signed the aging veteran to bring more publicity to the team by starting a reality show called, “Welcome Back Trotter“.

If you don’t think that’s funny, then “Up your nose with a rubba’ hose!

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That last joke was a Welcome Back Kotter reference. Just F.Y.I.

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Don’t get down about losing your job, Jeff. I heard Bod Man Fragrance Sprays are looking for some guys for their new commercials.

Yesterday the Eagles also released veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia. The same Jeff Garcia that they signed two weeks ago.

It’s alright Jeff… Your stint with with the Eagles lasted longer than most of my relationships with girls.

And probably longer than Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odoms marriage. So hold your head up high.

Plus, this gives Jeff a chance to get with more NFL teams than Jessica Simpson.

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Tim Tebow? More like Tim Teblow To The Head!

or the Tim Teblow Heard ‘Round The World!

In my eyes (and probably the eyes of every other SEC team), Kentucky won that game. ESPN about crapped their pants when Tebow went out. Any season ending injury for Tebow means hours worth of material that they need to find to fill time on their station with.

However, last Saturday’s game revealed the question that the only Kryptonite left on Earth lies in Kentucky’s two star Caucasian redshirt freshman, Taylor Wyndham.

Side Note: Does Kentucky ALWAYS run the Wildcat Offense?

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The Browns announced today that they are switching starting quarterbacks.
Brady Quinn is now benched and Derek Anderson will start Sunday against the Cincinnati Bengals.

Get excited Browns fans! Your offense just went from sucking big time to just sucking.

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That’s it for the first edition of Huff n’ Fluff. If you have any jokes or comments about any of todays news topics or any other news topics from around the sports world, share them below in the comments section. We would love to hear from you and we may use some of your material here on the site.

Also, we are looking for ideas of better names for these Huff n’ Fluff posts.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


2 thoughts on “Huff n’ Fluff – September 30th, 2009

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    October 1, 2009 at 5:33 am

    Huff Off the Cuff. Boo Yeah.

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    October 1, 2009 at 9:43 am

    o man i love the wnba finals! its a great chance for me to work on my fantasy team. you know which girls on the court I want in my fantasies. boom!

    also I became a kentucky fan for a day for their "malicious" hit on tebow.


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