How Every Other NFL Team Name Is Offensive

Not sure if you’ve heard or not, but recently, the Washington Redskins team name has caught a lot of flack for being racist and offensive towards Native Americans. Well, we hate to say it, but the Redskins name isn’t the only offensive name in the NFL.

Here are the others:

Cowboys – Offensive to indians, because they used to fight in movies and stuff.

Eagles – Offensive to the 2011 film The Eagle starring Channing Tatum… No wait, sorry. I meant to say that movie was offensively awful. The name Eagles is offensive to NFL commentator Ian Eagle.

Giants – Offensive to Darren Sproles.

Redskins – Offensive to indians and/or Mike Shanahan.

 

Bears – Offensive to former Alabama head coaches.

Lions – Offensive to Simba. I mean, c’mon. His dad was murdered by a lion.

Packers – Offensive to U-Haul truck renters.

Vikings – Offensive to Viqueens.

 

Buccaneers – Their name isn’t really offensive, but their uniforms are.

Falcons – Offensive to YT-1300 freighters. They prefer to be called Millennium Falcons.

Panthers – Offensive to cougars. Just the large cat. Not the older women who prey on younger men.

Saints – Offensive to heathens.

 

49ers – Offensive to cougars. Not the large cat. Just the older women who prey on younger men. “You think I’m HOW OLD?!”

Cardinals – Offensive to Catholics.

Rams – Offensive to Dodge pick-up trucks.

Seahawks – Why they gotta be SEA-hawks? Huh?

Bengals – Offensive to mildly popular girl bands of the 80’s.

Browns – Offensive to the game of football as a whole.

Ravens – Offensive for former Disney Channel child stars.

Steelers – Offensive to thieves who have trouble spelling.

 

Bills – Offensive to everyone with the first name of William.

Dolphins – Offensive to Lisa Frank.

Jets – Offensive to the Sharks.

Patriots – Offensive to terrorists.

 

Colts – It hasn’t been socially acceptable to refer to a horse as a colt for decades now.

Jaguars – Offensive to Lexus, Cadillac, Mercedes, Infiniti, BMW, etc.

Texans – Offensive to literally everyone who doesn’t live in Texas.

Titans – It has the word “tit” in the name. That’s offensive.

 

Broncos – Offensive to O.J. Simpson.

Chargers – Offensive to anti-credit card financial peace guru Dave Ramsey.

Chiefs – Offensive to indians and/or anyone who has ever had their name forgotten by that one guy in the office.

Raiders – Offensive to Indiana Jones.

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