Sunday, April 21, 2024

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He Can Run, But He Can’t Rap

Dexter McCluster is very good at a lot of things. I think. I’ve never actually met the guy. I know he is good at running around on a football field. I know he is good enough at college to graduate. تنزيل العاب اندرويد I know he is good at having long dreadlocks. طريقة الربح في لعبة الروليت

However, nobody’s perfect.

McCluster has many flaws. All starting with his rap career. Now granted his rap career is nothing that he is pursuing (::under breath:: and for good reason), but when he raps in a PSA, I can’t take him seriously. Mainly because I’m laughing the whole time.

What am I laughing at? Well, it could be a number of things. Like the lyrics. Or that shoulder dance he does. Or that gray and teal football jersey he is wearing (Where did he get that jersey? My guess is Gap… Like the one in his teeth). العاب ماكينات

But seriously, don’t text and drive.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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