Have You Ever Heard of Podcasts? Well, We’ve Got A New One And Here’s The First Episode…

The six worst words in the human language: “Guess what? We’ve got a podcast!”

Due to coronavirus, we heard there was a shortage of toilet paper and podcasts. We can’t help with the former, but the latter, we definitely got you covered.

Yeah, yeah, everyone has podcasts. But this one is different! Lol, jk. No, it’s just like the others, but maybe more fun? I don’t know. All I’m saying is you should get in on the ground floor with us on this.

The podcast is called The Junk Drawer.

SYNOPSIS: Everyone has a junk drawer. The place you put things that you don’t know where else to put them. This podcast is just that. A little bit of everything, a whole lot of nothing. Just three dudes who came to have fun and take names. And guess what, we’re all out of names.

WHO HOSTS?: Myself (Austin), Grit, and A.D.

In this first episode we hold a draft for The Last Dance (all 10 episodes), talk about what Jerry’s visit to the Bulls locker room would look like as a Seinfeld episode, if the cast of Friends could field a good basketball team, Rose from Titanic had bad breath, talk honorable mentions, we don’t like coronavirus, and softball teams that beg for money.

Listen to Episode 1 right here.

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Listen on Spotify


You can WATCH our podcast on our YouTube channel: youtube.com/korkedbats


  • 0:00 – Worst Takes 
  • 5:56 – The Last Dance Draft
  • 26:45 – Draft Honorable Mentions (if we had them)
  • 30:27 – One Thing The Last Dance Was Missing
  • 38:09 – Who Should Get The Next 10-Part Docuseries?
  • 43:51 – Fill In The Blank: What Time Is It? Game time, ______.
  • 47:38 – The List
  • 52:20 – Close
  • 56:15 – The Best Coffee Ever


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.


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