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Happy Brendan Fraser’s Birthday To All Who Celebrate

Today is Brendan Fraser’s birthday.

Say what you will about Brendan Fraser, but we won’t listen if it’s anything other than “Brendan Fraser is the greatest actor of all time.” This man isn’t a national treasure. He’s a universal treasure. His movies bring nothing but joy to a seemingly joyless world. Try and name a bad Brendan Fraser movie. I dare you. Did you say Looney Tunes: Back In Action? Really? In a year Space Jam 2: A New Legacy dropped, you’re really going to try and claim THAT cartoon/live-action movie was bad? Please.

December 3rd, for us, is a national holiday. Or at least should be. The one thing people on both sides of the aisle can agree on is the Fraze. So let’s help unify America by recognizing this day. طريقة الربح في لعبة الروليت And maybe getting off work for it too? Look, we celebrate dumber days for less notable people. We celebrate Columbus Day for his journey to the new world. So why can’t we celebrate Brendan Day to celebrate his Journey To The Center of the Earth? We have a Mother’s Day but not a day to celebrate the man behind The Mummy? We celebrate Arbor Day for a bunch of damn trees. Why not celebrate Brendan Day for the man who runs into trees?

To us, the holiday season consists of Thanksgiving, Hannukah, Christmas, and Brendan Fraser’s birthday. So on behalf of the entire Korked Bats team and all of the cool kids, allow us to say Happy Birthday, Brendan. العاب قمار روليت You’re the man.

Here’s a video of him playing his Nintendo Switch.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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