Tuesday, July 23, 2024

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Happy Anniversary To The Second Greatest Moment In Titans History: Andrew Luck Retiring

If you’re a Titans fan, happy anniversary to a day that lands only second to the Music City Miracle in franchise history. And just barely edges out being mentioned at the end of the hit 2000 Tom Hanks film Cast Away. “One lousy yard!”

I’m of course referring to the day Andrew Luck retired.

This day was equal parts shocking and exciting for two-toned blue nation. Why? Oh, I don’t know. It’s hard to put my finger on it exactly. But maybe, juuuust maybe it’s the fact they went 0-for-11 against him. كازينو عبر الانترنت That’s right. ELEVEN games against that Amish looking Stanford grad, with ZERO wins to show for it. One of those losses was quarterbacked by Blaine Gabbert, though, so it shouldn’t count. 1xbet.com

So to everyone in Nashville, might I suggest making this a holiday. راهن على كرة القدم Give people time off work. Let kids out of school. Let it be a day of remembrance, when the bad man could not hurt you anymore. So join me and former Titans WR Marc Mariani as we march down to city hall to make this dream a reality.

Happy Andrew Luck Day!

P.S. – This was the basis of my first take on my weekly Korked Bats hit on 3HL on 104.5 The Zone each week. You can watch that take and some advice for Earl Thomas here:


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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