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Friday Fun

The week is finally over. Unless of course you have a group project this weekend (friggin’ group projects) or if your boss asks you to come in on Saturday (friggin’ Lumbergh). In that case, today wouldn’t or shouldn’t be fun for you. But for the rest of us, let’s have a great day because at the end of the school/work day today, it’s the weekend!

Today’s Friday Fun comes from a news story about warlocks. “Gah, not another news story about warlocks!”

I’m not sure if you guys have noticed or not, but Charlie Sheen has been mentioned on the news a couple times in the past few weeks. He continues to be quoted for saying more ridiculous things than Charles Barkley would while watching Across The Universe. One thing he continues to do is to refer to himself as a warlock.

No big deal, right?

Maybe if you’re not a warlock. But him claiming to be a warlock has pissed off the real life warlocks (keep in mind, I say real life lightly. What I mean by real life is the guys who still live at home in their parents basement that watched Hocus Pocus one too many times when they were kids).

They say they need to cleanse his house of all the negativity. But then they also say that if they don’t that Charlie Sheen’s life will improve and the love for his kids will improve. So basically if this small group of witches and warlocks in Salem can’t get to Charlie Sheen, life will go on as normal.

They also say they want Charlie Sheen to return to what he does best. What is that, exactly? #WINNING?

And does anyone else see the irony in the fact that the only male warlock in this news clip is named Christian Day.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

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    March 11, 2011 at 3:11 pm
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    Thank you, Korked Bats for sharing our story.

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    March 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm
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    Aw-stin. I watched Hocus Pocus ALOT as a kid.
    …Which explains why I’m a warlock.

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    May 10, 2011 at 5:54 am
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    ohh… what happen to charlie sheen.. he kinda look like Jason Bateman to me, well i got confused by the 1st a saw this, i really thought it was Jason Bateman, well anyway, i really feel bad for charlie, hes a fine actor to me, well hope this guys could help him..

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    May 17, 2011 at 2:00 am
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    Thank you for sharing this article ,i have so many get here information..thank you

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    June 20, 2011 at 3:34 pm
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    This was very entertaining, thank you for sharing the video. Charlie Sheen may not be a warlock, but there is no classifying him. He’s just a strange, strange man.

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