Tomorrow is the big day. The only non-national holiday that is celebrated more than most national holidays (Columbus Day, Flag Day, Arbor Day, etc.). That’s right, Super Bowl Sunday is upon us.
The day where our breakfast, lunch and dinner all consists of chips, salsa, queso, and for the real health nuts, those mini celery sticks.
The day where those that could care less about football in any way, shape or form come together to care about football.
The day where you get your comedic intake from Super Bowl commercials, any bloopers or wardobe malfunctions that happen during the game, and your Uncle Henry’s snoring after he falls asleep in the middle of the third quarter…
Well, that is all in the past.
Allow us to introduce you to @KorkedBats. The Twitter account of this very comedic sports website that you’re on right now.
Throughout the game we will provide hilarity for your Twitter feed to read throughout the big game. You can read our jokes and keep them to yourself, or you can share our jokes with your friends, not tell them you got the joke from us and take all the credit.
We don’t care!*
Give us a follow and help make your Super Bowl Sunday a funny one!
*-We actually do care and if get word that you’re doing this, we will break into your house in the middle of the night, awake you from your slumber and threaten you violently.**
**-No, we’re kidding.†
†-No we’re not.