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Monday, March 18, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

Derrick Henry In A Bathtub? Derrick Henry In A Bathtub.

Being The #1 Derrick Henry Fan Site On The Internet™ takes sacrifices. When you have unfinished blogs, you’ve got to keep typing at all costs. After seeing videos on Twitter of Derrick Henry in a bathtub, I always consult a Dr. to help my BONER ALERT go away and speed up my recovery time so I can recharge my sore muscles all year long.

Real talk, though, we all know it’s been a slow start to the season, as it usually tends to go for the King. But aside from a 250+ yard, 3 touchdown game, this is the next best thing he can deliver. A glorified workout video with a random epsom salt bath mixed in. Oh hell yeah. Your move, Jonathan Taylor.

Kings stay kings.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin