Alright guys, for those of you that don’t know me, my name is Chip Adcock and I am the newest member of the Korked Bats family.
After months of saying that Austin and Frank are homos (still true) and that Korked Bats sucks (never was true), I finally caved in and decided to try to make this sports blog as gangster as possible. But enough with my hood rat intentions. Let me tell you more about myself, so you can really get to know the true ChipMoDip.
I am a 22 year old, 5th year senior (seniors ‘010!) at the University of Tennessee, or as I like to call it, the REAL UT-K! (Suck it, University of Texas-Killeen). I am a devout fan of the Tennessee Titans and even if they go 0-16, I will still tell you that they are better than any other team in the NCAA. I also love the Phoenix Suns, Atlanta Braves, Florida State Seminoles, Tennessee Basketball, and, at times, Tennessee Football.
As you can tell, I’m basically a huge fan of teams losing in the first round and ones that never live up to their potential…
I also enjoy wearing Velcro sneakers, making fun of Guidos, farting and then throwing the covers over my girlfriend’s head, watching Glee (I might be gay), and sometimes even getting crunk in da’ club (see photo above). Things that I do not enjoy are hippies, Criss Angel’s Mindfreak, teams that always win (except the Titans), and white males in white sunglasses.
You guys will get to know me better as the weeks go on, but for now I would like to remain a man of mystery. It was a pleasure getting to know you guys, but I gotta head out of here and go to a mixer. But before I go, I want to leave you with the greatest thing that ever happened to football…