Browns Are Handling Making The Playoffs Well, If You Consider Being Cited For Drag Racing “Well”

Just when I thought I’d seen it all.

Did I miss something or did the Browns just win the Super Bowl? Because Browns players sure are acting like it. I can understand getting t-shirts made about being “Playoff Pound” but drag racing in the suburbs of Cleveland seems a bit excessive.

It’s bad enough that Kevin Stefanski and half the team came down with COCO and now they have players out here acting like Paul Walker (RIP) and Vin Diesel racing. For pink slips.

It gets worse. The police suspected a “marijuana joint” in the car. OH NO. Somebody get Goodell on the phone! Hell, get the National Guard on the line. And just when you thought Josh Gordon was no longer a member of the Browns.

I could not imagine being the cop in that situation once he/she realized they were Browns players. The entire city of Cleveland hasn’t celebrated this hard since the Bud Light coolers were unlocked or when Lebron brought a title back to the ‘Land. Can you blame them for randomly drag racing at 9:24 in the morning?

The last thing that team needs is player discipline on their day off. Didn’t matter how fast those players were driving, they were walking out of there with a $124 ticket. Marijuana joint? What marijuana joint?

And to make matters funnier/worse, Rashard Higgins tweeted and deleted that his “foot slipped” and “was tryna get away from Covid”. Comedy writers couldn’t have scripted something funnier than that.

Here I was just talking about how Jets are morphing into the Browns but it seems the Browns to offense to that and intentionally dropped the baton.