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Friday, April 26, 2024

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Are The Jets Slowly Morphing Into The Browns? You Probably Know The Answer

The Jets just don’t get it. You have GOT to stay as far away from the NFC East as humanly possible. They think the defensive coordinator from a team that just went 6-10 is the answer to all their problems. But actually, I shouldn’t be surprised. This is coming from the team that had the opportunity to secure the number 1 draft pick in 2021 in Week 15, and blew it.

Thanks to this guy:

Perhaps the Jets were just not trying join the 2008 Lions or the 2016 Browns, but I fear that the damage has already been done. At a certain point last season, maybe after the Bud Light coolers were unlocked in Cleveland, this happened:

The Browns may have held the “Worst Team In the NFL” title for a bit longer than a decade. In fact, it was nearly 2 decades, but they finally broke their playoff curse. Cleveland fans were partying like it was 2002 and they went absolutely nuts.

I understand it was a 1pm game and you have to get ready but MY. GOODNESS. There is absolutely ZERO chance this man made it to the national anthem, let alone kickoff. My liver hurt just watching that video. At one point, he waved goodbye knowing that he would not remember anything from that point forward. The cherry on top of the video is him shirtless at the end. Truly amazing, and I hope someone told him the next day about the Browns making the playoffs.

The Cleveland Browns and their fan base went 18 seasons without playoff football and well, they sure were acting like it.

Honestly, making “Playoff Pound” shirts is the least surprising thing coming from a city that unlocked Bud Light coolers when they won a single damn game. I couldn’t help but think of participation trophies when I saw these shirts. In the Browns defense, however, college kids get t-shirts when they make a tournament of 64 teams, so…

But back to the point at hand. Since the Browns went 18 years without a postseason, the Jets have 7 years before the proverbial “Worst Team In the NFL” baton is fully in their possession. Slowly but surely, however, the Jets of new are turning into the Browns of old.

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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