An Obituary For Your March Madness Bracket

March 25, 2014March 25, 2014 Austin

Your March Madness Bracket, age 4 days, passed away pretty much on the first Friday of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. During its short life, Your Bracket was a part of many different bracket challenge groups, including your family’s, your buddy Steve’s, and your company’s (the one started by Brad in accounting, not the one started by the receptionist, Marsha). Your bracket is survived by Your Other Two Brackets (The one with Florida winning it all and the one with Arizona winning it all), as well as Your Fantasy Baseball Team, and A Copy Of Your W-2 (which you need to do your taxes). Memorial services will be held on the message boards of each of your online bracket challenges as well as on your Facebook news feed, even though it probably won’t get many “likes.” In lieu of flowers, just give money for a Netflix account so you’ll have something else to watch this month.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.