Saturday, June 22, 2024

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Aaron Chewning’s Take On Joey Chestnut Winning The Hot Dog Eating Contest Really Makes Ya Think

Look, I think it’s safe to say we (as in the collective we, as in most people reading this other than my wife – which, let’s be real, my wife won’t be reading this) all enjoy the Naton’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest which takes place on Coney Island every July 4th. This year, Joey Chestnut won… again (shocker)… with a new world record of 76 hot dogs stuffed down his gullet in ten minutes. كازينو أون نت That’s over 20,520 calories, 1,102 grams of fat, 1,976 carbs, 1900 mg of cholesterol, and a partridge in a pear tree. I always knew in my heart of hearts that this was disgusting, but now that I have a fresh set of (four) eyes on this thing, thanks to Aaron, I really get an idea of just how terrifying this feat is. مواقع المراهنات العالمية Joey could be eating your children every year. And don’t think your safe outside of the 4th of July, either. My man has to train. And how else can he train outside of eating young, 16-pound children? So next time you’re feeling patriotic while cheering on the ‘Nut, just know you’re cheering for a guy who can eat a child in under 10 minutes. After dunking the child in water, of course.

Cancel the nut.


P.S. Check out our chat with Aaron Chewning from December. كيفية اللعب في bet365 He’s fun.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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