A Review of Isaiah Wilson’s Rap Album

Not sure if you heard (I hope you didn’t), but former Tennessee Titans offensive lineman and college party enthusiast Isaiah Wilson dropped a brand new rap EP and it is fire… which, of course, is short for dumpster fire. Look, I never want to clown someone’s side hustle, but since this guy is no longer in the NFL, this is now his main hustle. So we can clown away. His rap name is GGBOWZER which is a bummer, because I was hoping he would’ve gone with something like The Notorious B.I.G. Disappointment, No Future, or Chance Warmack The Rapper. Look, are Titans fans still salty about how things played out with this guy? You bectha! Which is why I decided to go all Pitchfork and review the worst album since anything Shaq put out.