A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Keenan and Kel… Allen

You could say Keenan Allen took advantage of his Week 11 matchup vs. the Jets. But wouldn’t anyone? Keenan had himself a pre-Thanksgiving feast catching passes from the one of the best haircuts I’ve ever seen in my life.

Justin Herbert looks like the bully in a teen movie who tells the protagonist, “Your ass is grass!” at least twice throughout the film. pic.twitter.com/oYnpqES85i

— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) November 18, 2020

The type of haircut that would get you to use a magnifying glass to melt unsuspecting toys.

But seriously, how much younger does that buzz cut make Justin Herbert. You mean to tell me this teenage boy was dropping dimes to Keenan Allen? You bet your bottom dollar. He was slinging ’em out there Sunday. A good ol’ fashioned gun slinger.

And Keenan (& Kel) Allen doused the Jets secondary in orange soda and then torched them for 16 catches, 145 yards and 1 tuddy. Yeah, he may have fumbled once, but production like that helps us easily forgive and forget that.

P.S. – I’m starting to wonder if Keenan Allen had any influence on Justin Herbert’s haircut…