Thursday, April 25, 2024

Korked Bats

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A Case Of The Mondays

It’s Monday morning and I know what you’re thinking. I’d rather give myself paper cuts in between my fingers and toes and on my eyelids than have to go to work/summer school/dentist appointment/a matinee of Twilight: Eclipse again. Trust us, we know how you feel. It’s in that spirit that we have compiled a few videos for you to enjoy as you waste time until Tuesday. Because Tuesday is so much better than Monday.

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Fan Tries To Steal World Cup Trophy

So your sitting at the World Cup Finals in South Africa. You’re enjoying the night with your buddies with a few drinks ready to watch a great game in this final fútbol match. The opening ceremonies are going on and you are already a bit tipsy from the extensive amounts of drinking. Your buddy right next to you turns to you and says, “I’ll give you $20 to go steal the World Cup trophy.” You’re hesitant at first worried that you’ll get caught, but your buddy assures you that if you’re discrete, then you can get it. Easy. So then you go to do it, and then this happens…

Needless to say, your buddy never gives you the $20.

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Kicked In The FACE!

This video could not be any more synonymous of how Monday mornings feel to every typical American across the country. Friggin’ Mondays.

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Best Taunting Ever

Shortly after Spain defeated Germany in the World Cup Semifinals, the Spanish National Team decided to interrupt Germany’s Bastian Schweinsteiger’s interview after they had fallen. This. Is. Funny.

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Who Knew Miracles Were So Gangsta?

I know this song/video is really old. But I feel as though it kinda just slipped under the radar. Just because the Insane Clown Posse paints their faces, does that mean they are allowed to rap about anything? This is by far the goofiest trying-to-be-serious rap song I have ever heard.

WARNING: This video does include expletive lyrics. Plan accordingly.

“[Expletive] magnets, how do they work?”

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Enjoy your Monday. The weekend is only 5 days away.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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