A Breakdown Of The 2022 NFL Coaches Photo
Every year, the NFL coach’s photo drops. Is it football? No. But in this vast wasteland of a football-less void that we venture into every offseason, it’s the best we can get. So we look at this thing and treat it like it’s football. So in honor, we decided to break this photo down the best way we know how. With no logical rhyme or reason. Enjoy!
Just there to crack a few off-color remarks and fart jokes around the guys pic.twitter.com/Dz7nl6KpRK
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
Laughs way too hard at every single fart joke pic.twitter.com/IEjgkWQH4x
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
Definitely standing in the back solely because he’s hiding crab rangoon he stole from the buffet in his pockets pic.twitter.com/rFQGUXykTw
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
An unused coloring book pic.twitter.com/97UToIrPcW
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
An undercover agent who is very indiscreet by trying to act discreet pic.twitter.com/NpydO2Noah
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
The cool geometry teacher tasked with chaperoning the field trip. He drives a Jeep and lets you call him by his first name in class. pic.twitter.com/Wt9ztLNFUP
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
The angel and devil on your shoulders pic.twitter.com/gM2SAsKe0r
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
A son and his recently single father checking out the same girl right before the dad says something uncomfortable like “The newer models have many greater features, eh son?” pic.twitter.com/LzGMLEF3Bu
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
The dad who comes to every one of his son’s little league practices and reacts to every error loudly enough to make everyone at the park uncomfortable. He drives a Mercedes S-Class. pic.twitter.com/MRvQuOCWST
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
A fountain pic.twitter.com/yNcIc0jt36
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
Your old frat brother known as Dickwad Dave who claims he “doesn’t do that silly junk” anymore now that he has two daughters. pic.twitter.com/JhdyU2RmSt
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
Probably won’t be smiling in this photo next year… if he’s still here for it. pic.twitter.com/OvTeiWmpAI
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
The only brother who got into band pic.twitter.com/3TLKCWdOIv
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
This guy’s just waiting for the right moment to ask you if you’d like to save 10% by signing up for a Best Buy rewards card today pic.twitter.com/tWhn87Xu1Q
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) March 28, 2022
