6 Potential Cotton Bowl Sponsors
AT&T recently announced they are dropping their sponsorship with the Cotton Bowl Classic. We’ve come up with a few other potential sponsorship ideas for the prestigious bowl game.
The Cotton Cotton Bowl: It’s a bit redundant, but it’s the fabric of our lives.
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The Verizon Cotton Bowl: It’s just like the AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic, but with better service.
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The Ibuprofen Cotton Bowl: This is just a bowl sponsored by the the cotton at the top of ibuprofen bottles.
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The Roxy Cotton Bowl: Heh.. heh… It’s like oxycontin.
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The Apple Cotton Bowl: And the boots with the fur.
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The George Washington Carver Bowl: This just makes sense. I mean, he’s the inventor of the cotton gin.
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