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Thursday, March 28, 2024

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6 Potential Cotton Bowl Sponsors

Cotton Bowl Logo

AT&T recently announced they are dropping their sponsorship with the Cotton Bowl Classic. We’ve come up with a few other potential sponsorship ideas for the prestigious bowl game.

Cotton Bowl Logo - Cotton

The Cotton Cotton Bowl: It’s a bit redundant, but it’s the fabric of our lives.

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Cotton Bowl Logo - Verizon

The Verizon Cotton Bowl: It’s just like the AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic, but with better service.
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Cotton Bowl Logo - Ibuprofen

The Ibuprofen Cotton Bowl: This is just a bowl sponsored by the the cotton at the top of ibuprofen bottles.
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Cotton Bowl Logo - Roxy

The Roxy Cotton Bowl: Heh.. heh… It’s like oxycontin.

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Cotton Bowl Logo - Apple

The Apple Cotton Bowl: And the boots with the fur.

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Cotton Bowl Logo - GW Carver

The George Washington Carver Bowl: This just makes sense. I mean, he’s the inventor of the cotton gin.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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