25 Things To Do Now That The NFL Is Over

February 5, 2015February 5, 2015 Austin

The NFL is now over. Your Sundays are… well… free again. This may sound like amazing news to girlfriends, wives, and others, but to you, this is the worst news since any decision Roger Goodell has made in his 9 years as commissioner.

Go outside.
Go back inside, because it’s cold.
Reintroduce yourself to your family.
Apologize to your family for being absent the last 6 months.
Try watching hockey… lol, jk.
Quit drinking.
If you’re married, finally take that fall trip your wife wanted you to take.
If you’re engaged, finally have that fall wedding your fiancé wanted you to have.
Pick up drinking again.
Maybe take a shower.
Start a band.
Create tension within the band.
Quit the band.
Start a solo career.
Finally take down your July 4th decorations.
Get caught up on current events. Robin Williams died?!
Get a job.
Actually read the iTunes Terms of Agreement.
Re-watch the 2014 season, one week at a time.
Try meditating.
Try meditating again, this time without farting.
Try yoga.
Try yoga again, this time while farting.
Finally film that ALS Ice Bucket Challenge you were nominated to do.
Maybe consider a new team, Jaguars fans.

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.