Thursday, April 25, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog



It’s a cool number.

It’s the last number before hitting double digits.

It’s German for no.

It’s the right fielder in baseball.

Upside down it’s a six.

September 9th is the 252nd day of the year.

2+5+2 = What? Oh… Just 9!

When you’re happy, you’re on cloud 9.

Add an -ers on the end and it’s a football team from San Fransisco.

It’s the decal the Titans are wearing this year. (R.I.P. Steve)

Throw a Tech in the front and it’s rapper from Kansas City.

If we’re talking about the number of inches in your nails, then it’s a rock band.

How about the number of planets? (I refuse to let you go, Pluto!)

The side of a Rubik’s Cube has how many squares?

The Pittsburgh Steelers and Minnesota Vikings remember Super Bowl IX.

The Beatles have song, Revolution 9.

I turned nine in 1995.

1995 has two nines in it.

Today is Wednesday the 9th. (Hehehe… Hump Day… Hehehe.)

Manny is just bein’ Manny with two 9’s on his uni. (4 if you wanna get technical.)

Get this… Reggie Jackson wore #9 for nine years for the Oakland Niners…

Ok, I’m kidding about the Oakland Niners. They were the Oakland A’s.

Bobby Hull and Gordy Howe both wore #9 in hockey.

Around nine people care about hockey.

September is the 9th month.

Tuesday is the 9th day of the week.

9:00 am is the ninth hour of every day.

The Beatles Rock Band comes out today, the 9th.

Jared and I give the movie Titanic nine stars… Out of four.

Nine West is a shoes, handbags, and apparel store for women.

(I’m not gay… My mom shops there.)

Channel 9 was our public access channel in high school. What’s up WBHS?!

Cats have nine lives.

IX is the Roman numeral for nine.

9 is the Amurikan numeral for nine.

If you need to call Jenny, you dial 867-530…what? Oh yeah, NINE!

You can’t spell Nintendo with out Nine… kinda.

Two Words: Suduko.

Nine’s death caused six’s fear of seven. (Seven ate nine.)

Three squared is nine.

Ted Williams and Roger Maris wore nine.

The number of innings in a non-tied baseball game.

Love Potion No. 9.

District 9 is a movie I haven’t seen yet but am planning on seeing.

Trekkies think of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Woof. Woof. What’s that? Oh just a K-9!

New Hampshire is the ninth state.

Idaho looks like an upside down number nine.

Nine o’clock is my first class on 09/09/09.

Bethoven’s Ninth Symphony is the theme song behind those old Starz! commercials.

Movies, movies, Starz! is movies, blah, blah, blah, blah, bla-bla-blah! (I don’t remember the rest.)

Although it’s a new decade. One of my favorite sayings is still, “Come on man, it’s the 90s!”

Today is 09/09/09. The last set of repeating single digit dates that we will see until January 1, 2101.

Celebrate the number 9.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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